Royal Garden Blues

Alonside wonders such as Alligator and Crawfish, it's easy to underestimate the more... normal ingredients. Take chicken, for example: half of every weird meat you'll ever try "tastes like chicken", yet all too often we underappreciate this cheap little gem.

Chicken Creole is a simple dish, and takes chicken into the forefront.

Chicken Creole
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cooking Time: 1 hour, ten minutes
Serves: 4-6

Ingredients:

1/2 stick butter
3 lbs chicken, mixed light and dark meat
1 onion
1 green bell pepper
several stalks celery
2 tbsp flour
1 can crushed tomatoes
1 clove garlic
2 bay leaves
cayenne pepper
1/4 cup chopped parsley
2 1/2 cups chicken stock

Prep:

Chop the onion, bell pepper, and celery.

Mince the garlic.

Cook:

In a large pot, melt 1/2 stick of butter over medium heat, and sauté the chicken, until browned. Then remove the chicken and set aside. Place onions, bell peppers, and celery and sauté for five minutes, until translucent. Add the garlic, tomatoes, bay leaves, salt, cayenne pepper, and chicken stock. Simmer for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the chicken, cover, and simmer for 45 minutes.

Produce a Roux:

Cook very slowly, stirring constantly. There's an art to this, and it takes patience. If you burn it, throw it out and try again. In about five minutes the mixture will be peanut butter colored. This mix, known as a Roux (pronounced "roo") will thicken your chicken creole.

Finish:

Add the roux and parsley and cook for an additional five minutes. Serve over rice.


And with that, we're done with Cajun/Creole food. We stepped out from Acadia richer, or at least fatter, and we're off to somewhere far away. Cajun and Creole cooking is certainly quite unlike American, as you might think of it in the midwest, and despite hurricanes and oil spills, it is unlikely to go away anytime soon.

You Tell Me Your Dream

Crawfish

Crawfish go by many names here in the US, Crayfish, Crawdad, Crawfish, etc, but when it comes right down to it, they're little, freshwater inseects easily found in streams all over America (as well as China, apparently). They look vaguely like tiny lobsters, minus the claws, and turn similarly red when cooked.

Of course, catching them yourself is a lot of worth, so I located precooked tails for about $14 a pound. My first introduction to Crawfish was the Crawfish Étouffée at Yat's Cajun Creole. While I couldn't locate their recipe, I did find this one, to try my hand at the little buggers.

Crawfish Étouffée
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Cooking Time: 45 minutes to one hour
Serves: 6-8 people

Ingredients:

2 lbs crawfish tails
black pepper
cayenne pepper

3/4 stick butter
1 onion
1 green bell pepper
4 stalks celery
1 chili pepper

1 1/2 cups cold water
1/4 cup chopped scallion
1/4 cup fresh parsley

Pinch dried thyme
Pinch dried oregano
1 bay leaf

less than a half cup white flour (no substitutions!)
3/4 stick butter
creole seasoning

Prep:

Season the crawfish tails with salt, black pepper, and cayenne pepper.

Mince up the onion, green pepper, celery, and chili pepper and put into one bowl.

Chop up the parsley and scallion, and put into another bowl together.

Cook:

Melt three quarters of a stick of butter in a pan, and sauté the onion, bell pepper, celery, and chili pepper in it for about 5 minutes, or until translucent. Then add a cup and a half of water, thyme, oregano, bay leaf, and crawfish tails. Bring to a boil, then reduce to low heat and simmer for 30 minutes.

Produce a Roux:

Melt the remaining butter in a pan over very low heat, and mix in an equal amount of flour. Cook very slowly, stirring constantly. There's an art to this, and it takes patience. If you burn it, throw it out and try again. In about five minutes the mixture will be peanut butter colored. This mix, known as a Roux (pronounced "roo") will thicken your étouffée.

Finish:

Add the scallions, parsley, and roux, and cook for an additional five minutes, stirring frequently.

Season with Creole seasoning and serve over rice.

The end result was promptly eaten by Katrina, myself, and several friends until we were all full. Delicious, I tell you I can't rave about how good it was enough.

Chapter 2 : Louisiana and the Trinity

Taking on the task of making the most bizarre, insane, and unexpected food blog on the planet isn't easy, so Katrina and I left China tired, and in need of a rest. We decided to get back to something normal, a little closer to home, and we figured a stop by New Orleans would be a little more familiar. I lit a cigarette as we stepped off the boat, and grabbed her soft hands and pulled her up beside me. Down the docks I could see ships eagerly pulling in hauls of shrimp.

The last time a Katrina came through New Orleans it wasn't pretty, and we agreed we could keep her identity a secret, but with a giant plume of oil extending off the coast the inhabitants were sure to catch on so we needed to make our way out to the Acadian countryside quickly, and mingle with the immigrants who settled out there.

New Orleans is home to two seperate twin cuisines. The affluent French descendants who still practised Catholicism and spoke French led the charge in this strange land, adapting classical European styles to local ingredients, blending French, Spanish, Mediterranean, African, and Indian cuisines together into food fit for the city.

The Acadian countryside, however, housed something altogether different, despite sharing ingredients. The poor rustic communities would take what they could get, and blended their European heritage more directly with what the land and sea could give them, many dishes consisting of whatever they could find at the time.

The people out there worship the Holy Trinity, or maybe it's 'Da Trinity'. I'm not quite sure how to say it, but it's not the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost like you might think. Turns out, it's a mix of onions, celery, and green peppers, derived from the 'Mir Poux' of their French ancestors. Many of the dishes are thick and stewy. Some, like Etouffe use the starch of wheat blended with butter in Roux. Others, like Gumbo use Okra, a mysterious long green fruit from Africa.

I rushed in without looking, as always, but I had a few important things to back me up. Some hot sauce is always helpful, but it also doesn't hurt to find yourself some capers and gumbo file seasoning. File seasoning takes a little searching for, but it's Sassafras, or a mix of Sassafras and Thyme, that will provide some dishes with a suitably 'Earthy' flavor.

It didn't take me long to find the Trinity in all its glory. The symmetry of the flavor adapts to any dish and makes it stand out, even in something basic like Red Beans and Rice. I recommend finding yourself some par boiled rice. Use Uncle Ben's if you gotta, but skip past the instant stuff. You'll thank me for it later.

Red Beans and Rice
Prep Time: Four hours to overnight
Cooking Time: Two Hours, 15 minutes

Ingredients:

2 lb dry red beans
2 quarts water
1 lb sausage (preferably andouille, but kielbasa or italian sausage will do if you can't find it)
1 large onion
1 large green pepper
2 stalks celery
1 bay leaf
2 cups dry rice

Prep:

Soak the red beans for at least four hours in water. The longer, the better. Some people recommend a couple days, but make sure you change the water at least once a day.

Right before you begin, you'll want to chop up your onions, celery, and green pepper.

Cooking:

Drain the red beans and put them into a pot with fresh water. Add everything except the sausage and rice and boil for at least two hours.

Steam your sausage to the side and then slice it up, and toss it in about 15 minutes before it's done. Prepare your rice to the side, following its directions.

When it's done (the beans will be suitably mushy) drain it, and serve with rice.

You may want to pepper and salt it up a bit, but you'll have a delicious, and enormously filling, meal.